Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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