The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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