it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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