it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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