there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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