I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
