sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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