Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Another day, another engagement, another cat
50% drunk capacity currently
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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