i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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