no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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