I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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