it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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