I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's blow job season.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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