Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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