Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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