the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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