one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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