I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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