this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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