It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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