Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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