i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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