i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
