If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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