I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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