the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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