I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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