I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize