watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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