I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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