Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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