well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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