So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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