she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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