It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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