U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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