new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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