google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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