Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
