I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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