i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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