check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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