Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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