I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize