Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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