So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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