sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We are all done wearing pants today
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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