two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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