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(802): View more from Vermont

Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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(248): View more from Michigan

The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(847): View more from Illinois

he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...

(757): View more from Virginia

I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out

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(971): View more from Oregon

I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed

(425): View more from Washington

Yeah, that sounds like my life.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.

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(512): View more from Texas

So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?

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