you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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