Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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