IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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