What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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