i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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