garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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